p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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