You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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