Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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