If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
