I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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