somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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