Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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