Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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