I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
They are going to name an STD after you.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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