That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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