I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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