I'm drive I can fine osifer
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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