okay pat passed out under dana's car
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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