he puts the penis in happiness.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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