have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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