okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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