i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
