I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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