Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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