i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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