Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
