how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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