I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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