Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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