But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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