this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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