No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I didn't notice because vodka
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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