I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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