What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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