I want to walk on stilts...naked
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
