Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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