so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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