You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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