where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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