He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
