sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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