I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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