I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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