We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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