that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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