my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
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