I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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