MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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