Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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