That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i think my cat just said my name.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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