sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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