my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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