check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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