i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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