people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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