Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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